Lonn Phillips Sullivan
Aug 18, 20201 min
Updated: Feb 14, 2021
BY LONN PHILLIPS SULLIVAN
@LonnPhillips
PROJECTIONS:
RECORD: 8+ wins
TDs: 25+
PASS. YARDS: 2,800+
RUSH. YARDS: 367
RUSH. TDs: 2
TDs to A.J GREEN: 11
DIVISIONAL RECORD: 3-3
Don't you worry about ol' Joe, Mr. Cowherd (name fits doesn't it?), his hands are bigger than...well, you get the picture.
In a stacked division, Ravens with Patrick Queen, the favorite Pittsburgh Steelers (led by Ben Rapistberger...btw don't come at me, we all know the truth...where's the surveillance video, Ben?) and the upstart Browns (Jacob Phillips and Grant Delpit licking their chops to get a hit on Joe), Burrow will have his hands full...however, he can deliver due to his mental strength and an innate ability to learn from failures while removing them from your game-time headspace, intangibles Baker Mayfield will never have until he stops shotgunning beers (from an actual shotgun) for breakfast.
It won't be easy, it won't be perfect, but expect a terrific season from Joe Burrow which will see him nominated for the Offensive Rookie of The Year honors.
by LONN PHILLIPS SULLIVAN
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